THE WORLDS WORST SONGS

The Worst Songs of All Time

Yes ... Now, via the wonders of modern technology, you can actually see and hear the worst songs of all time. I'm not talking about just bad songs ... I'm talking about absolutely terrible recordings that nobody in their right mind would ever have the nerve to sing in public. I don't know why anyone ever spent the money and time to put these on records but here they are for your listening "pleasure". So take a good stiff drink and click on the selections below (videos are noted by a blue background) ...

Audio Clips

After hearing this version of "Deep in the Heart of Texas" Rhoid Rogers immediately gave up tequila and baked beans	I don't know why this guy decided to record the "Theme from Batman" BEFORE he went through detox
This tender love song entitled "Loving is the Doing" is the most confusing heartbreak ballad of all time	After this heartfelt rendition of the old Elvis favorite, "Love Me Tender" ... there wasn't a dry seat in the house
Not since Bill "Bird" Clinton has someone made such a mockery of the saxaphone as the alcoholic on this version of "The Beat" - You have been warned - You won't believe the "Jam" at the end !	Who greased up the pedal steel on this masterpiece entitled "Nashville" ?
Songs about dogs eating cheese are rare ... and this version of "Stinky Poodle" does its part to insure that they will remain that way	I can understand that this poor girl loves her new dog, but her playful ballad "My Puppy" reportedly caused the mutt to run out in front of a truck
After you hear this moving sonata "Our Hearts Shall Beat As One" I'm sure that you will have to agree that qualludes are not a performance enhancing drug	This stirring rendition of "Bongo, King of the Jungle" has got to be the most action packed musical thriller in the history of recorded song
Anyone who sings about disco and rhymes it with Crisco - Well, they are on to something - See what I mean in this masterpiece "Disco Disco Disco". The irony is that I don't think this guy is trying to be funny !	Some lyrical genius got in just a little bit too deep in this utterly confusing ballad, "The Moon is Out"
I don't know who performed this gem entitled "Twist Little Twister" but I'd be willing to bet that New Jersey was never the same afterwards	In this number, Deputy Dawg (or so it sounds like) sings of home after drinking a half gallon of MD 20/20 in the old hit classic, "The Green Green Grass of Home"
After hearing the guitarist on this masterpiece, "Go Daddy Go", I now understand what the term "diarreah of the fingers" really means	As if Princess Diana didn't have enough problems ... well, I hope she never heard this loving tribute, "Diana, You've Really Got Style" ... Oh the shame !
Listen to this groovy ballad, "Convertables and Headbands", and you too will know what cool is all about !	You've just got to hear this amazing funky love ballad, "Candypants" a song that really showcases Lotussa T Mayflower's depth of feeling and vocal range
The "velvet fog of Lizard Lick, NC", Bubba T, really tugs on the heartstrings in his lovely version of "Young Girl"	This clown thinks he is smoother than mazola and he makes no bones about it in his stirring performance of his autobiographical hit, "Mr Smooth"
I can't even begin to figure out what this esoteric number is all about. Listen for yourself to "I Got a Deep Bosomed Woman" and see if you can catch the meaning without the use of an enigma machine	Hear Johnny Flush hosting the Cumberland County Baton Twirling Championships on the Commodes' new smash hit, "Mama Guitar"
This version of "Love Will Keep Us Together" is so bad that it makes even the Captain and Tennile sound like paragons of musical talent !	This howling homoerotic masterpiece entitled "Let's Keep Our Love Positive" demonstrates that playing music and sniffing leaded gasoline is not a recipe for musical success

And Now ... A few choice music videos from the Bellview New Years Bash
Click on any of the following four videos to view videos of the New Year's Eve party at the local asylum

This one is pretty stock ... the fun hasn't started yet

Ahhh ... Twinkletoes steps up and the fun begins !

The babes join in and the joint starts rocking !

More Video Clips

You can say one thing for these guys - At least their hair color matches their amplifiers	Who slipped Bobby Sherman the hallucinogens ?
Danny and Armi REALLY ROCK the House Down (Note the Groovy Dancers)	Danny and Armi Get Down to Get Smart
Another Version of the Above Danny and Armi Classic	HOLY EBONICS - BATMAN BE RAPPIN' !!!